Licence To Spill

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    Copping a fresh spray of salty froth from the choppy Caribbean sea, Dick Dribbley and Jack Cock wiped the hefty drips from their brows and waved their hands in pride. Blowing in the breeze, and also flapping in the wind, they had earned the right to drop zip and spill seed.
    Dick took a chug from Jack’s gluggy martini and smirked, “skin or no skin, all tastes the same to me”. Whipping out his little slug and rolling back the sheets, Jack presented something he’d been saving for a special occasion. “You’ll notice the difference when you garnish it with some of this crust”, he announced.
    No one will ever really know who these mysterious fellows were that day, despite flashing their licenses and leaving behind a lot of DNA. As far as Jack Cock and Dick Dribbley were concerned, they left as heroes and bustled on outta there. Illustrious by name, crumbly by nature.
    Tracklist:
    1. Sperm Wail
    2. Cumming Out Of The Closet
    3. Cum Spillage In Aisle 3
    4. Harry Porter
    5. Deep Fried Dick
    6. Eat Before Cumming
    7. My Outstretched Arsehole
    8. Button Cock
    9. Fiddle Fingers
    10. Dick Filled With Dirt
    11. Three Blind Mice
    12. Robin’s Hood
    13. Foregiven But Not Foregotten
    14. Rocket’s Hefty Spray
    15. Piss By Piss
    16. Rock Around The Cock
    17. I Just Ate That 3 Day Old Boiled Egg
    18. Cumahoy
    19. Puff ’n’ Stuff
    20. Use A Straw
    21. Start Sucking
    Line-up:
    Jack Cock
    Dick Dribbley
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